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Home page > Issue 26 (2008-09-10) > Beijing 2008 Olympic Jokes > Human Rights and Gymnastics

Human Rights and Gymnastics       Follow-up of the site's activity RSS 2.0

Wednesday 10 September 2008, by Editor


Before a gymnastics event at the Beijing Olympics, an American athletesat next to a Chinese athlete in the locker room.

"Everyone in the States says China has human rights problems," said the American. "Is that true?"

"I’m afraid so," said the Chinese athlete. "In our legal system, it is hard to get a fair trial. The judges decide who has won before the trial takes place."

"That’s terrible," said the American.

Trying to lighten the mood, the Chinese athlete said, "So, do you think you will do well on your floor routine today?"

"I know I will," said the American. "We’ve paid off the German and French judges, and the Russians are trading votes with us."


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