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Monday 21 January 2008, by Editor


A man arrives at the breakfast room in the hotel at which he is staying and calls over the head waiter.

"I believe that this morning I would like two boiled eggs — one of them so undercooked it’s runny, and the other so overcooked it’s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it’s a bit cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it’s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."

"That’s a complicated order sir," said the bewhildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."

The guest replied, "Oh? I don’t understand - that’s what I got here yesterday!"


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