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Home page > Issue 42 (2009-07-01) > Death Jokes > A shortcut through the cemetery

A shortcut through the cemetery       Follow-up of the site's activity RSS 2.0

Wednesday 1 July 2009, by Editor


Walking home after a Halloween party, two young men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery for a thrill. They both stopped abruptly when they heard a mysterious tap-tap-tapping noise in the shadows. Their eyes grew large until the mist cleared and they saw an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping at one of the headstones.

"Geez, mister!" one of them exclaimed. "You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

The old man replied angrily, "Those darn fools misspelled my name!"


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