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• Math Question

  9 June, by Editor

  Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

  Ted: $10.

  Teacher: You don’t know maths.

  Ted: You don’t know my father!

• The Pill

  9 June, by Editor

  A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results.

  Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill. Just then a mother with a small child in need of immediate attention entered.

  After the orderly disappeared with the new patient, the man hobbled over to get a glass of water, swallow the pill, and sat down to wait.

  Some time later the orderly reappeared carrying a bucket of water. "Okay," he said, "Just drop the pill in this bucket and soak your foot for a while."

• The Boss

  9 June, by Editor

  A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: "I’m afraid he died last week. " she explains.

  The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

  The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

  " Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it".

• Urgent

  9 June, by Editor

  A man rushes into a Dentist’s office accompanied with his wife.

  The man pleaded to the dentist, "Doc, I’m in one big of a hurry! I have two team partners sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. I can’t wait for anesthetic to work and loose my precious time. So doc, forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it."

  The dentist pondered to himself, "This sure is a strange strong patient asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain for the love of game."

  So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth it is to pull?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show him your aching tooth."