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• A Loyal Fan

  12 May 2008, by Editor

  There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

  When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife’s seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I’m so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn’t give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

  The man replied, "They’re all at the funeral."

• The Final Exam

  12 May 2008, by Editor

  Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

  The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."

  Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

  Making sure the professor wasn’t watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What’s the answer to the last question?"

  Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn’t noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you’re so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."

  "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."

  He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny’s shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

  "You are really dumb, Bubba. That’s so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

• Broken Leg

  12 May 2008, by Editor

  A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself.

  Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards. Out into the open and down the slope with her pants around her knees. She crashed and broke her leg.

  The paramedics rushed her to the local hospital. Her doctor walked into her room laughing his head off. He said,"You’re not going to believe this, but the guy in the next room claims he fell off the ski lift and broke his leg because he saw a naked lady skiing backwards down the mountain!

  So, how did you break your leg?"

• License

  12 May 2008, by Editor

  A hunter just tagged his deer as the game warden walked up.

  "Where’s your license," asked the warden.

  "Don’t know," said the hunter.

  "OK, you’re under arrest for no license. Follow me to the road, and help me drag the deer," said the warden.

  "No way," said the hunter. "You drag it."

  Two hours later, after the warden had dragged the deer to the road, the hunter remembered which pocket held the license.