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• Excuse for Geography

  3 September 2007, by Editor

  "It’s clear" said the teacher, "That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?"

  "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

• Season Pass

  3 September 2007, by Editor

  On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

  "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

  At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

  "How much for a season pass?"

• Chemical Formula for Water

  3 September 2007, by Editor

  Little Johnny’s teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

  Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!

  The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

  Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

• Little Johnny’s Essay

  3 September 2007, by Editor

  Little Johnny’s teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s."

  Did you copy hers?, she asked.

  Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it’s the same dog!"