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• Top 10 Differences Between Man and Woman

  1 October 2007, by Editor

  1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

  3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

  4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

  5. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before and after marriage.

  6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

  7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

  8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

  9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

  10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

• Period

  1 October 2007, by Editor

  The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

  When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.

  Eventually little Johnny’s turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.

  The teacher couldn’t figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.

  "It’s a period," reported Johnny.

  "Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period."

  "Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

• The Mirror

  1 October 2007, by Editor

  A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I’ve got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".

  He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well...there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight..."

• Arbor Day

  1 October 2007, by Editor

  Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don’t know what day this is."

  "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

  At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.

  At 1 PM, a foil wrapped , two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.

  Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. T

  he woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home . "First the flowers then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I’ve never had a more wonderful ’Arbor Day’ in all my life!"