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• Computer Dating

  14 April 2008, by Editor

  A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.

  He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.

  The computer operated faultlessly.

  It sent him a penguin.

• Your Horse Called Up

  14 April 2008, by Editor

  A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

  "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".

  The man said "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on"

  The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

  Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

  Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

  "Your horse called up"

• A Loyal Wife

  14 April 2008, by Editor

  There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

  Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.

  I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

  And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

  Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

  When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

  Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

  So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

  The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I’m an honest loyal wife, I can’t go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

  "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

  "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check.. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

• A Man’s Brain Cells

  14 April 2008, by Editor

  Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

  "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

  Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

  Then she heard a very faint voice echo from far, far away...

  "We’re down here!"