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• A Grade

  26 May 2008, by Editor

  This guy comes back from his 5th grade test results and says "I flunked a grade, I flunked a grade." Another guy says "Why did you say that twice?" Show Punchline

  And the other one says "Because my teacher told me to repeat this grade level."

• Some Math Questions

  26 May 2008, by Editor

  Q: When does 2+3 become 10? A: When we do the addition wrong!

  Q: If 1 = 5, 2 = 25, 3 = 125, and 4 = 525, What is 5 equal to? A: 1

  Q: Why is a long nose only 11 inches long? A: Because if it was 12 inches long, it would become a foot!

  Q: What did zero say to eight? A: Nice belt.

• Play

  26 May 2008, by Editor
  ’We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ’Do you want to join in?’ ’I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ’What do you want me to do?’ ’You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !’

• Cookies

  26 May 2008, by Editor

  An irate woman burst into the baker’s shop and said, ’ I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales.’

  The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, ’ Ma’am, I suggest you weigh your son.’