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• What To Do

  10 December 2007, by Editor

  Earl addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted.

  The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped! Earl and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay unconscious with the ball between his feet.

  "Good heavens" exclaimed Earl, "what shall I do?"

  "Don’t move him" said his partner, "if we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or take a two club length drop."

• Marriage

  10 December 2007, by Editor

  A man is getting married, and is standing by his bride at the church.

  Standing by him is his golf clubs and bag.

  His bride whispers: "What are your golf clubs doing here?" And the man said "This is not going to take all day is it?"

• Heart Attack

  10 December 2007, by Editor

  A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack.

  "Please dear, I need help." she said.

  The husband ran off saying, "I’ll go get some help."

  A little while later he returned, picked up his putter and began to line up his shot. His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I may be dying and you’re putting?"

  "Don’t worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he’d come and help you."

  "The second hole? When is he coming?"

  "Hey! I told you not to worry." he said, stroking his putt.

  "Everyone has already agreed to let him play through."

• Someone died playing golf

  10 December 2007, by Editor

  Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

  "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

  "Oh, that’s awful!"

  "You’re not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."