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• Praying For Gifts

  10 December 2007, by Editor

  Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

  His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

• Please, Santa

  10 December 2007, by Editor

  The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.

  Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"

  "Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.

  "Something for your mother? Well, that’s very thoughtful of you,’’ smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "

  Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

• I Wonder

  10 December 2007, by Editor

  I wonder what Christmas will be,

  No merriment, good cheer or glee,

  Now that Santa’s arrested,

  Because someone protested,

  That he laid some doll under their tree.

• The First Ride

  10 December 2007, by Editor

  It was the day after Christmas. The pastor of a church was looking over their Nativity scene when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.

  Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

  So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"

  The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."

  "And why did you take him?"

  The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him the first ride in it."