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  Top Job Interview Questions and Answers for Manager || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
  1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
  The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
  2. How do you put an (...)
  
  
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  710 || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at the Ford dealer.
  While I was talking to Bert the Mechanic a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, ’What is a seven-hundred-ten?’
  She replied, ’You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.’
  Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in (...)
  
  
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  Blonde Detectives || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.
  "Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye."
  The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure (...)
  
  
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  Woman as Explained by Chemical Engineer || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  
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  The Math || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  1. Smart man + smart woman = romance
  2. Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
  3. Dumb man + smart woman = affair
  4. Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
  5. Smart boss + smart employee = profit
  6. Smart boss + dumb employee = production
  7. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
  8. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
  
  
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  Kidnap || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  A blonde was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
  She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
  She pinned the note inside the little boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home.
  The next morning, she returned to the park to (...)
  
  
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  Not a Quitter || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application.
  The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
  “I must say,” says the executive, “your work history is terrible."
  "You’ve been fired from every job.”
  “Yes,” says the man.
  “Well,” continues the executive, “there’s not much positive in that.”
  “Hey!” says the guy as he pokes the application. “At least I’m not a (...)
  
  
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  American VS Japanese Management || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready.
  The Japanese won by a mile. Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommended corrective action.
  The consultant’s finding: The Japanese (...)
  
  
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  Interview || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?"
  The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
  The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" (...)
  
  
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  No Fear || ||  RSS 2.0

  21 July, by Editor
  One bright, beautiful Sabbath morning everyone in the tiny Midwestern town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started the towns people were sitting in their pews when suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.
  Everyone started screaming and running for the exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.
  Soon everyone evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew. He was not (...)