A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'' No. The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'' No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' The farmer shot Chuck.
There was a great loss today in theentertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What wasreally horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket.
They put his left leg in....
Well, you know the rest.
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