Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses 3 have been arrested for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shop-lifting 21 are current defendants in lawsuits In 1998 alone 84 were stopped for drunk driving
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up?
It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Instant Replay Why do men need instant re-plays on TV sports?
They forgot what happened 30 seconds ago.
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