A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: "I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!"
Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism: "Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it."
Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American."
The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag. Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"
A blonde in the morning A blonde wakes up in the morning to a huge rumble in her tummy. She walks down stairs into the pantry. She has a choice of Trix, Lucky Charms, Raisin Bran, or Cheerio's. So she takes out the Cheerio's and pours out a bowl of them. She says " OH Wow! doughnut seeds!"
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