An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer. Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.
Penis Demands a Raise I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from the administration:
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
*You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-roistered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
* You don't always observe H&S measures, such as wearing
the correct protective gear
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before
you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.
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