A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"
Fun Things At A Drive-Thru 1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask prices of everything on the menu and then order something that you did not ask the price for. 3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped. 6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on. 8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9. Ask how they fit into that little box. 10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said ''May I take your order?'' 12. When asked if they can take your order say ''Why, can I take yours?'' 13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 14. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away. 15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom. 16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it. 17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it. 19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. 20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
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