1) Everyone around you has an attitudeproblem.

2) You're adding chocolate chips to yourcheese omelet.

3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair ofyour jeans.

4) Your man is suddenly agreeing toeverything you say.

5) You're using your cellular phone to dial upevery bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."

6) Everyone's head looks like an invitation tobatting practice.

7) You're convinced there's a God and he'smale.

8) You're counting down the days untilmenopause.

9) You're sure that everyone is scheming todrive you crazy.

10) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and youbought it yesterday.