The Breakfast Order A man arrives at the breakfast room in the hotel at which he is staying and calls over the head waiter.
"I believe that this morning I would like two boiled eggs j one of them so undercooked itos runny, and the other so overcooked itos tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so itos a bit cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that itos impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."
"Thatos a complicated order sir," said the bewhildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I donot understand - thatos what I got here yesterday!"
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