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Never Argue With a Woman Who Reads

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isnot familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Maoam, what are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies, thinking isnot that obvious?

"Youore in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But officer, Iom not fishing. Canot you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. Ioll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, Ioll have to charge you with rape," says the woman.

"But I havenot even touched you," says the game warden.

"Thatos true, but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

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The Engineer's Love Life
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" they questioned.

The Engineer said, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

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