There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck. ''How did you get that?'' they all asked. ''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant. ''How did you get that?'' they all asked. ''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up. "What happened?" they all asked. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train."
Female Hormones in Beer Two men were in a pub. One man said, ''Did you know that beer contains female hormones?'' The other man said, ''No! Is it true?'' ''Yes,'' said the first man. ''If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly.''
Subscribe
It is 100% FREE. Sign up for the FREE Bi-weekly Jokes@JokesLab to recieve jokes and funny pictures in your email!
And to read online archived magazines of Jokes@JokesLab in MEMBERS ONLY AREA!!!
