The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to
the Pope's door and rings the doorbell. The pope answers the door, and
asks: "Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me your
Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The pope smiles and answers "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.."
In the background, the pope can see a few of the other dwarves giggling.
Dopey then asks, "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" The
pope looks at Dopey and answers "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
Italy."
At this answer, half of the other dwarves start laughing openly. Dopey
continues: "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The pope, getting tired of these questions, answers: "Dopey, there are no
dwarf nuns in all of Europe.
This time, all of the dwarves are rolling on the ground laughing. Dopey
says: "Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?" The
pope, frustrated by now, says: "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns ANYWHERE
in the world!"
At this answer the other dwarves start laughing, jumping up and down and
chanting: "Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!
Death Row in Women's Prison Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''
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