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God and Eve
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How's things,
Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just
have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The
middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with
my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real
pain," reported Eve.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured you'd need half,
but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"

So God reaches down and rips the middle breast right off, tossing it into
the bushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the
garden.

"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram,
the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so
alone."

God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have
overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from
a part of you! Now, let's see ... where did I leave that useless tit?".


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Indian Promiscuity
A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair.

"How did you get that feather?" the woman asked.

"I screw one squaw," the Indian said.

Then, another Indian came up to her. He had two feathers in his hair. "How did you get those feathers?" she asked.

"I screw two squaw," he said.

Then, an Indian with a headdress of feathers came up to her.

"My! How did you get all those feathers?" she asked.

"I screw two squaw, four squirrel, five rabbit, eight bear." he answered.

"Oh dear!" said the woman.

The Indian replied, "No deer, deer jump too high, balls get stuck in bush."

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