In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked
out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it
became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more
embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second
time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the
tight skirt.
So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more
slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
What Fish? A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"Thatos a bunch of hooey! Fish canot do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, Ioll show you. It really works."
"O.K. Iove GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH"
"What fish?" the man asked
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