There is an old lady driving on Interstate 22. A police car pulls her over and explains to the lady she is going 22 mph. she said ''I know, isn't that the speed limit? The officer said, ''No, this is interstste 22''. the police officer looks in the back seat and there are three children looking quite ill. he asks her if they need help and she explains, ''No, we just left interstate 119."
Blonde-Coke Machine It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she kept putting money in it, and since it was a hot day a line had formed behind her.Finally the man behind her said, ''Will you hurry up we're all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde turned around and said, ''No way. I'm still winning."
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