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You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
you sleep with your eyes open.
you have to watch videos in fast-foward.
the only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
you can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timer.
you've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
you chew on other people's fingernails.
the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
you can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
you can jump-start your car without cables.
you don't sweat, you percolate.
you walk twenty miles on your tread mill before you realize it's not plugged in.
you forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
you've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
instant coffee takes too long.
you channel surf faster without a remote.
you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
you short out motion detectors.
you don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
you help your dog chase its tail.
you soak your dentures in coffee.
your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee and an IV hook-up.
you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
you answer the door before people knock.

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Coming to America
One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving around Washington in his limo when he gets an idea. "Driver? Can I drive for a while?" "Sure," says the driver. How can you say no to the Pope? So the Pope takes the wheel and starts driving like a maniac all around Washington -- dodging in and out of traffic, going eighty, cutting people off. Soon, a cop pulls him over. But when the Pope rolls down the window, the cop stops dead in his tracks, and goes back to the car. "We got somebody really important here," he says to his partner. "Who is it? Is it a senator?" "No. More important." "The president?" "No. More important." "An ambassador? Who?" "I don't know. But the Pope is his driver."

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