Two priests were going toHawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearinganything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, theyheaded for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.The next morning, they wentto the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs,enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help butstare and when she passed them, smiled and said, "Good morning Father,""Good morning Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, thenpassed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests? The next day theywent back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits -- so loud, youcould hear them before you even saw them -- and again settled on the beach in their chairsto enjoy the sunshine.After a while, the samegorgeous bikini-ed blonde came walking toward them again. (Theywere glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.) Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good morning,Father," "Good morning Father," and started to walk away.One of the priests couldn'tstand it and said, "Just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, andproud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?""Oh Father, don't yourecognize me? I'm Sister Angelica."
The Tradition at Weddings A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because sheos happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?
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