St. Peter said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and youhave done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".
So,Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degreetemperature, on beautiful beaches.
Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, youknow harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.
So he said to St. Peter that hewould like to go to hell.
About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check onBill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.
He said to St. Peter, “What happenedto all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?”
An Enchanted Bridge A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Crap!"
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