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Rumored Corporate Mergers
It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Co. along with Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.  This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

    Failed merger:  Yahooand Netscape. Net 'n Yahoo didn't work out because they would have to relocate theheadquarters located in Tel Aviv.

    Proposed merger:  Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers, to be called Fairwell Honeychild.

    Rumored merger:  Wurlitzer with Xerox.  They are going to market reproductive organs.

    Possible merger:  Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler -- to be called...Poly-Warner-Cracker.

    3M and Goodyear merger:  mmmGood

    John Deere andAbitibi-Price: Deere Abi

    Zippo Manufacturing, Audi,Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da

    Swissair andCheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese

    Honeywell, Imasco and HomeOil: Honey, I'm Home

    Luvs Diapers and HertzRent-a-Car: Luv Herts

    Upjohn and Chuckie CheesePizza: UpChuck

    White Castle Burgers andGlad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags



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