In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Hong Kong dress shop: Ladies have fits upstairs. In a Copenhagen airline office: We take your bags & send them in all directions. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend your afternoon having a good time. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride own your own ass?
Where the Rocks Are Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing. "I'm thirsty," said the first. "I'm gonna go get myself a Coke." So he got out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with his Coke. "Ooh, that looks good," said the second and got out of the boat. He walked across the water, got his Coke, and came back. "You're right," said the third. "I think I'll get one too." He steps out of the boat and sinks like a rock. "Hey," said the first clergyman to the second, "should we tell him where the rocks are?"
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