Famous Last Words * I'll get a world record for this. * Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. * Let's ask that group of basketball players for directions. * Here's my Kent State student ID. * It's fireproof. * He's probably just hibernating. * What does this button do? * I'm making a citizen's arrest. * So, you're a cannibal. * It's probably just a rash. * Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? * The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! * Pull the pin and count to what? * Which wire was I supposed to cut? * I wonder where the mother bear is. * I've seen this done on TV. * These are the good kind of mushrooms. * I'll hold it and you light the fuse. * You look just like Charles Manson. * Rat poison only kills rats. * It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights * Give me liberty or give me death. * It's strong enough for both of us. * This doesn't taste right. * I can make this light before it changes. * Nice doggie. * I can do that with my eyes closed. * I've done this before. * Well, we've made it this far. * That's odd. * I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second. * OK this is the last time. * Don't be so superstitious.
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