Jokes@JokesLab   |  JokesLab Magazine  |  JokesLab TV  |  JokesLab Funny Videos   |  JokesLab Games   |   Support   |   Privacy  |  BookMark This Page
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Computer Jokes Funny Pictures Lawyer Jokes Medical Jokes Misc. Jokes
Political Jokes Redneck Jokes Relationship Restaurant Jokes Sports Jokes Work Jokes Top Rated Jokes
People Jokes Top 10 Lists Campus Jokes Most Popular Jokes Latest Jokes (RSS feed)
Click here read the FREE bi-weekly JokesLab Magazine
Jokes and funny pictures; The No.1 online magazine dedicated for jokes and funny pictures!

Submit a Joke
Click here to Send us your Joke
share your jokes or funny pictures with others!!
Sponsors

Blonde Jokes



Blonde's Helicopter Lessons
One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how to fly a plane. The guy at the airport said there were no more plane flying lessons this year but she could take helicopter lessons. The blonde agreed and the man taught her and said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet you go in the air." The blonde agreed.

He jumped in and took off. At 1000 feet, she radioed him and asked how she was doing. He said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, she radioed him and asked how she was doing. He said she was doing great. But right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped and she started twirling to the ground. When she landed, he went over to pull her out of the helicopter. He asked her what went wrong because she was doing perfect before. The blonde said, ''At 2500 feet, I started to get cold so I turned the big fan off.''


Next

Rate this Joke

Very Good

Good

Average

Poor

Very Poor

Send This Joke to Your Friend
Friend's Name
Friend's Email
Your Name
Your Email
Funny Pictures
Airbags

Jokes
Helicopter Lessons
A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity. When she arrived at the place, the man said "Well, there's only one helicopter here, and it only has one seat, if I show you how to do it, do you mind going up solo?" "Oh of course! I can handle it" the blonde replied. Well, he showed her the inner-workings of the helicopter and sent her on her way, only asking that she radio in every 400ft to make sure everything was going smoothly. at 400ft, she radioed in saying "wow! this is so much fun!" At 800 ft. She radioed in again saying "this is pretty easy, I can do this all day!" At 1200 ft. She didnt. he waited and waited, and didn't hear from the blonde! seconds later he heard a crash in the field next to the station. He ran out to see what happened, the blonde crashed! Luckily she survived, "what happened?" he exclaimed. "Well, I was doing fine, but, I started to get cold, so I just turned off the big fan!"
Google
Subscribe
It is 100% FREE. Sign up for the FREE Bi-weekly Jokes@JokesLab to recieve jokes and funny pictures in your email! And to read online archived magazines of Jokes@JokesLab in MEMBERS ONLY AREA!!!
 

Jokes for Your Site
Click here to add Daily Jokes to Your Site, It's FREE
Adding jokes on your site will definitely attract more vistors!!!


   
Copyright © www.jokeslab.com      Hosting provided by: Ptrhosting Inc