Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big.
His curiosity finally got the better of him and he said " I hate to be nosy, but it's obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What's the occasion?"
One blonde replies "Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished - just the two of us alone - a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days."
Confused, the bartender says "So?", to which the other blonde says "Well, on the box it says 3 - 5 years"
Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
Subscribe
It is 100% FREE. Sign up for the FREE Bi-weekly Jokes@JokesLab to recieve jokes and funny pictures in your email!
And to read online archived magazines of Jokes@JokesLab in MEMBERS ONLY AREA!!!
