One day a blonde went into a pon shop, up to the employee and told him that she wanted to by the tv that was in the window.The employee said that she couldn't buy it. So she left and bought a red wig at the store, put it on and went back in and asked again, can I buy that tv. Again she got no. So this time she got a black wig, put it on and went back and asked if she could buy the tv. Again she got no. This time she asked why. The employee said, "because that's a microwave not a tv.
Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped... 1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
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