One day I guy walks past a shop and saw a parrot. He said "I will get him to watch my wife at home". But the parrot had no legs so it hung by its dick.
He took the parrot home and said "Watch my wife, I think she`s cheating on me." So he left the parrot in his wife's room.
When he came back he said to the parrot, "What happened?". The parrot replied "Well the postman came in to give your mail, and your wife took her top off and I got a hard on and fell off."
Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped... 1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
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