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Next time, make sure your party reaches the correct “Festivity Level....” Festivity Level One: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling on hors d'oeuvres. Festivity Level Two: Your guests are talking loudly -- sometimes to each other and sometimes ...

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